An Ocean Voyage

Good morning dear ladies, and gentle men (if there are any),
I awoke this morning and realized that it has been over a year since I took an ocean voyage. That's a long time for a lady of breeding to be on dry land.  The only thing is that I only go on a liner if it is on its maiden voyage. The problem is that the Queen Victoria has already been on her maiden voyage and naturally yours truly enjoyed that little trip across the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans very much. I spoke to the Captain most firmly before we departed about making sure that the tea was made properly.  The dear man obliged and followed my instructions and we had a most pleasant voyage. Fortunately most of the passengers were around my age so I was able to sleep at night with the knowledge that no funny business was going on in the cabins.  Well if it was at least I didn't have to hear it.
So I am going to check the morning paper today to see if by any chance a new ocean liner may be getting ready for a maiden voyage. Otherwise of course I will have to think of another form of escape.
Yours Lady O.